Google has a new E-mail service called Gmail, I'm giving it a go as we speak and I can honestly say...Watch out you other guys!

Google is giving you 1GB of storage space and I'm sure that'll make everyone very happy so keep a keen eye out for it. Go Goooooooooogle!

You can't stop something that's inevitable. Pearl Harbor, 911...All inevitable. It is in our nature to destroy ourselves.
One way or another, The time will come where we will destroy ourselves.

Remember...inevitable.

I was afraid of this, The united states is currently preparing for a terrorist attack before november. My guess, by all the activity, is that it will be on the scale of or worse than 911.

I think we all need to prepare for what is about to happen. I think you know what I mean...marshall law. I think it's time all americans think about stockpiling weapons to defend themselves.

Perhaps you should even think about getting up a small group of "followers" to help you when this happens. You must, at all costs, defend your rights.

Let me tell you how insurance works...when you look at it, it looks good, So you give the people money all the time and the future looks bright.

One day you get badly sick and then suddenly insurance becomes the monster under your bed and refuses to fully cover you even though you have done everything right, they stick you.

All these people want is money and when it comes time to pay up, it's tough luck for you. Welcome to the real world, The world where everything has a pretty plastic wrapper, but a rotten piece of candy inside.

Television has reached a new low, "The Swan" is a disgusting look at the decline of humanity. The day that people have to have surgery in order to look good because the public as we know it, Say's you have to look good or you're out.

I hate humans. I seriously feel that people who have lots of surgery to look good need some help for their mental problem. My hairline is receding but frankly I don't give a rats ass what the public thinks about it.

If all my hair fell out, I would still feel good about myself because I don't care what other people think about me. I'm not a bad lookin' guy but still, You're not dragging me to surgery just because the public want's me to look good.

Lol, Have you seen those guys with abnormally white teeth? You know, The kind that blind you, I understand wanting your teeth white but that is ridiculous.

Now go out and do something witchy ;)