Friday, June 25, 2010

I have the pleasure of having nobody telling me what to do and how to do it. It's quite the opposite actually, I'm the one doing the telling of what to do and how to do it.

You see, Americans expect more money for less work. Americans wish to sit on their fat, lazy asses all day, twiddle their thumbs and wait for cash to appear; wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Well I'm sorry, that's not how it works. While you sit at work twiddling your thumbs, your Asian counterpart is working harder for less pay as you sit here and complain about your job being sent overseas. Gee, I wonder why.

Americans do just enough work not to get fired or yelled at by the Boss. I suggest cutting wages to $1.50 an hour and maybe that will be incentive enough for them to actually earn what they do.

However, even with the fat paychecks and less than admirable work; they still manage to pile up huge amounts of towering debt on shit they don't even need. iPhones, 51" TVs and backyard swimming pools.

My advice? Simple, keep it up and enjoy your next job at McDonald's.

On a side note: FIX THE F*CKING OIL LEAK!!!. I'm tired of seeing asshole CEO's living in the lap of luxury while our beautiful Oceans are robbed of life. A team of trained rodents could have fixed this by now.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

In 1944-45 our fathers and grandfathers spilled their blood on the islands of the Philippines.

Today, the Philippines is the number two country, directly behind Russia, in scammers. The scammers are young, usually 18-25 years of age. Believe me when I tell you they have their job down to an exact science.

Most of the unfortunate victims are lonely, and dare I say, horny men from the United States. Most of the young girls and ladyboys have Filipino boyfriends that reap the benefits of the victims of these crimes.

They meet in chatrooms and sex sites hoping to ease their tired and lonely hearts; only to find they are but one toy in a large box of playthings. Those unlucky enough to spend their hard-earned cash to make the trip the Philippine Islands, are yet one fool of many.

Once there you will be duped into believing you have struck Gold with all the sexual gratification and general good times. But those 'good times' come at a cost; the Philippines is on the verge of a pending pandemic of AIDS. So aside from heartbreak, the victim is at high risk of contracting an STD. Stories have also circulated that once at the hotel, the foreigner becomes victim of a robbing incident.

If you think it's impossible for you to fall victim to these scammers, then I call on you to prove me wrong. Over two years of time consuming research into scammers in the Philippines, and yes, even falling victim myself a few times; have taught me great lessons that I now pass onto you.

So remember, it's your choice to become a victim. Choose wisely.