Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Congratulations to my home state of Georgia for voting for a cokehead and four more years of hell.
You bastards have successfully pitched in to destroy this country. Burn in hell Georgians.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

I think Mr. Crawford may have died. He was last seen in the yard while mowing the grass.
Anyway, you guys get out and vote on the Nov 2.

Oh, have you all seen the new Superman? I think they made a pretty good choice, he's some unknown actor. I love when unknowns play in movies, makes the movie more enjoyable in my opinion. I mean, I get tired of seeing the same actors over and over in different movies.

Have a great weekend!

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Let us now talk about Mr. Crawford, Mr. Crawford is a bullfrog that I recently found living in a flower pot on my front porch, a fat little boy (girl?) he is.
I went outside this morning, oh...about 3:30am, and Mr. Crawford had slipped into a crack and got stuck. He was sitting under the porch light trying to eat the bugs that flew around the light. I then picked Mr. Crawford up and placed him in the flower pot that he enjoys so much.

He seems to be a very happy frog, being that he has been living there (the flower pot) for a few months now. He even has some sort of tunnel inside the flowerpot where he somehow wiggles himself/herself into. earlier today I think I may have frightened Mr. Crawford, for he may have fell off the porch...unharmed he was.

Now how in the heck this little guy gets up the stairs is beyond me. There use to be another frog that lived there that I had named Mr. Peabody, Mr. Peabody has apparently vanished. Did I mention Mr. Crawford is extremely overweight?.

Oh yeah one last thing. They were selling gas here yesterday for US$1.00 per gallon. I missed the boat on that one.

Friday, October 01, 2004

You see? I'm trustworthy. I told you all that the volcano would erupt, and it did. Here's wishing all of you a very happy weekend!

Sodapop

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Lol! Do you guys see the stupidity on GW Bush's face in the debate? Kerry is kicking his ass man. Lol, Bush don't even know what hit him.

Must be all that coke bush snorted eh? I know who I'm voting for, and it ain't bush. I don't know what channel you guys are wathing but CNN is showing reaction shots if you want to see the face on one guy while the other is talking.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Hurricanes, Volcanoes, Earthquakes and new deseases...I feel this is a turning point in human history.

Get this:
1) hurricane season isn't even over yet.
2) that volcano will erupt, be it steam or a little magma.
3) earthquakes...the big one is coming.
4) deseases...you think AIDS is bad?

On a side note, nostradamus talked about a war that would last "seven and twenty years". I feel that we are in that period and the war on terrorism will last that long. Don't take me too seriously, I'm just thinking out loud here.

One guy posted a comment here tell me something along the lines of "enough with the doomsday stuff". Well, I don't know if you have noticed it yet but, things are getting a little wacky on earth. Don't ya think?. And I think I'm allowed to say what's on my mind, just like you guys are allowed to comment and I won't delete your comment no matter how much I dislike it. I believe in free speach 110%.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Woah...tropical storm jeanne did a number on my area, I woke up about 9:00am and the yard was flooded and a transistor was shooting fire across the street.And then there's the wind...just imagine, it was a hurricane when it hit florida.

I am sorry florida.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Here's the deal, you can't like two countries. If you live in one but are from another the you can't love both. Because if your current country goes to war with the country you are from, then you will no doubt fight for the country you were born in and are from.

So do us all favor and get out! I hope they bring back the draft, that way you would rather leave and that's a GOOD thing, because then we can say that we knew all along that you were not commited to the country that you currently reside in.

Hey, there's also another side effect of bringing back the draft, all the american haters and people who care nothing about america (even people who are born here) would leave. And believe me, it's a GOOD thing.

Don't you just love me? Lol.


Friday, September 10, 2004

Kerry, Bush, I could care less how many times bush landed a jet or how many people kerry killed in vietnam.

It's history, talk about what is important right now, not yesteryear. Let's talk about the environment, animal rights, alternate energy sources, and closing our borders. Let's bring the military home and place them on our borders.

As soon as they are home we can slash the militarys budget and slash how many funds we "loan" to other countries so we can pay our own bills. Heck, put me in office and I'll show you how to run a country. Currently I believe a properly trained monkey could do better.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Last entry about the Storm. So I thought it was over...big mistake. Winds jumped up to 50mph gusts, knocked out power to tons of people and caused complete chaos in my small town.

First the power went out to half of uptown and the cops had to disperse to the red lights to guide traffic. I went uptown to get something to snack on and the store I usually go to was powerless and closed. So I went to my "backup" store which still had power and overheard that the store downtown I was going to, the people left when the power went off with out notifying anyone!.

They just locked up and left without even telling their boss. So I go home and...boom!, the dang light thing blew and took out power in my area for a whole block. So the light guys came and removed a tree limb from the line but didn't fix the power!.

So I rode around town looking for those chemical light tube things that you break and shake to get light you know? well, I couldn't find jack turkey except for mini ones.
Ok so the lights went out at about 9:30pm and they finally fixed it at about 7:30am.

You never appreciate power till you have lost it. Anyway I have never been in such a storm but it was quite an experience. So this concludes my local coverage of the storm.

Monday, September 06, 2004

Alright, everything is pretty much the same. All the warnings are the same but the wind gusts are around 30mph and steady now. It's really kind of scary around all these pecan trees to hear that wind rushing through the leaves, it's like a deep howling.

On a side note I think that in the future it will be pretty common in the usa to turn on the news and hear about a suicide bomber blowing himself up inside a mall. It's the way things are headed and I think people need to get use to idea of it.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

Ok guys, It's raining pretty hard now and the wind makes an odd sound blowing through the pecan trees.

We have been issued a Tornado Warning. It's about 13 miles east of here and I sure hope it misses us. I'll post back if it does.


Talk to you shortly, god willing.
Earlier today it would rain hard for short periods of time and then stop. There was a tornado warning but that has passed.

Currently, wind gusts are around 20mph and the sky is pretty dark, clouds are heavy. There has been no rain since earlier today. There is currently a Hurricane, Wind and Flood advisory in effect.

Ya, I know you want to know the current location but that's tough. Lol.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Here's what I'll do. Since the hurricane is headed my way, i'll keep posting what events are taking place in my area as soon as it strikes. So stay tuned the next several days and I'll inform you of any damage and the like that's taking place.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

You guys want to know what's going to happen to earth? Look no further than Venus. If we don't get our pollution under control, the greenhouse effect will clog our atmosphere and trap the heat that we produce, turning earth into a giant furnace.

This isn't a future thing, it's happening right now!. You see these floods, fires and extreme storms? That's nothing compared to what's coming in a few years. All of you have two choices:

1) Sit back and watch it all go to hell.
2) Do something.

Do something? Yes!, you can do something right now by writing or emailing your government. Send those letters before it's too late!
99% of you reading this will no doubt choose option number one and put me, you and our kids at risk for dreadful results.

From one highly advanced animal to another, please get up and help out. What i have told you here is the truth. There is no time left to sit and do nothing.

Friday, August 13, 2004

Know what I hate? I hate that show on Showtime called Bull*hit. They try so hard to debunk stuff but only make themselves look stupid without debunking anything IMO.

This one time they were talking about how urine is steryl, Yeah right, Tell that to the guy with a urine infection. Seriously, Penn & Teller if you read this, at least get your facts straight if you're going to have a show about facts.

And I am fully aware that people will believe everything they hear on that ridiculous show, which is the sad part. If you want to know about something bad enough to hear those lies then call me and I'll help you at the bare minimum find some truth.

Lol, I bet on their next show they'll try to convince people we all live in a dream world and ketchup isn't made from tomatos!

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

I don't understand, Instead of burying nuclear/chemical waste, why don't we just pile it onto a rocket and send it into space? Problem solved.

Let's just please stop polluting our earth, we all have to live here and we should all play a part in helping out. Let's just stop using oil and find other non-polluting ways for fuel.

Solar/hydroelectric power should be in our future, not oil. And I don't like nuclear weapons either. Don't give me that same 'ol they are there "just in case" crap either, I'm telling you one day someone is going to accidently push the wrong button and kill us all.

We are all going to die because of human error. Humans are the error on this planet, everything else is how it should be.

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Amazing...our cat came back, apparently from the dead. It was like she vanished off the face of the earth and then suddenly re-appeared. Skinny, sickly and visably hungry.

I wrote my home address on her collar to be sure. A possible hint here is that she was found in the next door yard, if she goes missing again i'll be sure to beat down his door with fury.

Woah, déjà vu! Just as I was writing this I had it, Amazing how the brain works eh? I have been playing Doom 3 and even though the gameplay is basicly the same, (find a key, open a door and kill a zombie) the graphics make for an interesting ride, although without the graphics it would be ho hum at best...over and out for now.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday dear Sodapop,
Happy Birthday to me!

And many mooooore! :)

It's the big 26 today!

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

If you ever get the chance, Watch a show called Nip/Tuck on FX tuesdays at 10:00. I have been watching it from the beginning and it rocks.
I totally expect it to win some kind of award, It's that good. I mean I watch it and can't wait for more.

I hope I am able to get Doom III from my local store in the morning but I don't know. Don't really have much to say today so....Later.